Never Watch Ring of Darkness

No really...don't do it! It is the absolute crappiest movie I have ever seen. Why then do I find my self drawn to watch it every time it is on? URGH...it is like I have to tune in and see if the actors act any better today than yesterday. Of course, it is showing on Showtime...this means it comes on almost everyday...twice a day usually and on multiple Showtime channels.

This is the plot line "An unwitting singer joins a boy band in which the members are really zombies in disguise." No...I am 100% serious. This is really the plot. And the zombie boy band members tend to walk around in, well, in their boxer briefs. WIERD. Also, you are not seeing things...Ryan Star is in this movie. You all remember the American Idol who hated not being a rocker and then rocked out on the Surreal Life with Jordan Knight? HEHE. She is a bad actress. Bad singer. Bad reality star. (Note to Ryan Star, go back to high school or something!)

For all of you GH fans out there though, the boy who joins the band played Nicolas Cassadine for a few years. Although he is a hottie, this movie still blows. The zombie boy banders want to have gang bangs with the new members girls too. WHY CAN I NOT STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP?

Please, if anyone answers prayers...make Ring of Darkness GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!