Today...

Today, I thought A LOT about things I can do to make money that do not include working for the big bad...well, you know where work. I have made a top ten listas an ode to Letterman -

10. Research rock quarries that I could sell products to in order of re-convincing my dad and uncle that I can indeed throw down in the dirt with the "good ole boys" and spit and scratch my crotch.
9. Ask NESS to support me for a month while I work toward finding a new job and focus on the organization and alumni association.
8. Beg Jann to let me work for her again to replace the multitude of preggers at her office while they are out on maternity leave or just out for good (as it is).
7. Write a novel or childrens book and get puclished ASAP.
6. Write freelance articles for random magazines in which I find interesting.
5. Find a topic I am passionate about and become a motivational speaker - this entails finding a company to underwrite (thus fund) my travels, cause and new career.
4. Design wreaths and sell them - they would have personalized pictures on them that people would e-mail to me.
3. Find things in my home and sell them on E-Bay until I find a "real" job.
2. Start a catering business where I cook dinners for families that they can freeze and then just pop in the oven.

AND the top thing I could do is...

1. Find someone to take pitty on my and fund the "Find Lindsay a new job" fund.

Does anyone think that any of these are possible? I am sure they are not possible - say tomorrow - and let me end this ickyness!

Lindsay